That’s right, my Corvette is on the market. This example of pure speed is up for grabs in order to pay off my credit card debt that I built up purchasing snowboarding equipment. So, come on, write me the check for $7,999 and it’s all yours! It’s got a brand spankin’ new 350 V8 in her with less than 500 miles on it. Imagine owning a Corvette with NO OIL LEAKS! Wouldn’t that be grand? And I could pay off my debts and move on to better things! So, help a guy out and drop me an email with an offer!

How about that? It’s Monday, it’s April Fool’s, and it’s a good day… So far…

I didn’t encounter the stupidity I am accustomed to on my way in to work today. Drivers seemed to be unnaturally alert this morning, and my breakfast (hot dog and tea) was damn good.

I almost had a coronary when I read a daily report my team at work puts out. This is a very high vis report, and very important to our Vice Presidents… Well, they pooched it on purpose. I was half way to HR, about to fire this guy when I was made aware it was an April Fool’s joke sent only to me. I thought this was going to be the worst Monday I’d ever encountered…

So, my conclusion is: this is the calm before the storm. Let’s hope I am wrong…