What’s New?
by Slack, on August 31st, 2003
Let’s see, been pretty busy lately. So what’s new? By far the most exciting news is we got to see our babies move!!! That was the most amazing thing I’ve seen to date yet. The doc looked at em via ultra sound, and commented, “WOW! They’re tall!” LOL! See? It’s already starting. I’m making those “Only-A-Parent-Thinks-They’re-Funny-Jokes.” I promise I will keep those in check. I already do bad enough with my geek jokes. :)
In other news, it’s hotter than SHIT in this anal polyp of a town. Is there another place where you have to drive with oven mits? I swear I got a first degree burn from the steering wheel in my car. And don’t even try to hold spare change you keep in your car. I’ve got George Washington emblazoned onto my palm after ordering a hamburger today! Oh, did I mention? I hate this fucking town.
Everything else is prety standard in our little world. Business is starting to pickup for the shopping season. Which is a good thing, because we can stock up on diapers. Work is still work: not bad, not heaven either. I’m still a non-smoker. I think I’ve got this thing licked this time. It’s just like this time the planets were aligned or something. It just clicked. All you smokers, don’t give up. Keep trying to quit! And kids, never start. NEVER. If your friends offer you a cigarette, poke them in the eye and call them baby. :)
What language, Allen! Do you really hate living in Tucson that much?:( Are those expletives necessary to make a point??
It’s great that you have your smoking habit almost licked, Hon.
Much love,
Mom
LOL. Yes, I think those expletives are necessary. It’s not the town as much as the heat. I can’t understand why anyone would seek the town out to live in. But, what do I know? So many people just love it here…
So let’s see… which would be cheaper. 1) Move to a cooler climate. 2) Rent a covered parking space at work. Hmmm, seeing the value of Spacely’s stock it’s a toss-up.
P.S. If you do move then you’d just switch to swearing an’ bitching over your frostbite, the tornado that delomished your computer room, or the flood that swept your car away.
But Allen, Its a dry heat……. -Ducks Quickly-
Yes, I’d probably swear about something else if I moved. But, change is change. And yes, it’s a dry heat. My oven makes a nice dry heat, but you don’t find me curling up in there to pass the time. Sheesh.
Just don’t get any ideas about curling up in the refrig…