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Zzzzzzz….

by Slack, on March 18th, 2004

So… Tired…. Must…. Sleep……. Baby….. Always…. Hungry…..

So, where are we today? Damned if I know… We’re very tired… Exhausted. The important stuff: Rhys is fine. Checkup with doc went good…

I, however, noticed two wasps beginning construction on a nice new nest right outside our backdoor… So, in my sleep deprived stupor I decide to arm myself with a slipper and go play Jedi Knight. ;) The swat manages to knock the new wasp nest to the ground, but the wasps skillfully evaded the swat. :) Apparently they weren’t as tired as I. Next thing you know you hear the battle cries of a super geek as two wasps are attempting to have their way with him. Mind you we haven’t had time to clean up the backyard lately. So, not only am I concerned about being stung by my new found friends, I’m dodging doggie landmines to boot. So, picture a screaming lunatic flailing at the air with a beach slipper, screaming as he dances around on piles of dogshit. :) Yep, that’s where I’m at… God help me….


CHARITY FRANCO says:

hey allen i would ve payed money to see that. lol. im just joking. i m so happy everything is going so good. hi heidi i just wanted to let you know i love you. give rhys a hug and kiss for me. talk to you soon.
charity

Shauna says:

Charity’s not the only one who have paid to see that one…Lmao…I am happy to hear that Rhys is at home and doing well!

Shauna

Kurt says:

This is so much more funny than Mike’s landmine story…

Mike says:

Yes I do beleive the “Jedi Poopmaster” story is much better…

Charles says:

Ha ha. HA HA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is funn… HAHAHAAH. Sorry

Slack says:

Come on!! NOTHING beats Mike’s slippery trip down porcelean lane! He’ll never stop getting shit for that accident. :) lol I’ll never get pooped from all the pun I can have with that story!! :)

Thomas says:

Glad to hear Rys is home! yea….now he can really get to see dad in action..Scary thought… Us super geeks need to stick together on this.. I think proper protocol on getting wasp nest down is with a slipper.. no i am pretty sure that is how the pros do it.. ha ha.. sorry we didnt get a picture of that.. no we get to see the K-dawg in action but not Super dad… Hope all is well.. Hope to see you, Heidi and the baby soon.. take care td…

Kathy says:

Contact Hollywood—-I can see the movie now—”Dances with Dogpoop”. Watch out Kevin Costner.
LOL

Slack says:

LOL Dances with Dogpoop! Nice. :) That bastard of a wasp is STILL haunting me. Tormenting me out on the patio. Playing with me. I can’t seem to kill the rotten thing. How pathetic is that? Done out by a wasp!!!