Ok, I’m sitting here writing instead of eating that yummy bowl of basil chicken fried rice that I made tonight. Why? Because I’m dieting again! Yes, I realize my diets hardly seem restrictive, but well, they are damnit. Just because you are dieting does not mean you have to use low fat foods. At least not to excess. No sense in cutting flavor. I’d much rather have less food containing full flavor than more food which tastes like hippy cardboard pie. So, yeah, I’m restricting myself to 1500 cals… I’m not hitting that mark all the time, but I’m close enough. I can tell it’s working because I am horribly hungry, and crankier than a … … cranky thing? Oh, and I can tell because my wit is dead as a … … a dead thing.

So, anyway, just wanted to jump on here and give a quick “fuck you bastard” to my new diet. Soon to join the party will be the Quit Smoking Dragon. I’m gonna be a fucking joy to be around. ;)