Is it just me, or is this month completely in the shitter? I mean, in the shitter, riding a porcelain skid mark down to the bowels of hell! Ok, so it’s not THAT bad, but it sure as fuck feels like it. Yes, mother, I said fuck. The adjective, was necessary. What has gone so terribly wrong you ask? Actually, I bet you’re more likely asking, “When’s this pity party gonna end?” Well, I’ll get to the first question in a minute. First I want to answer that second question with, “How about a warm cup of shut the hell up?” This is my catharsis, so either buckle up and enjoy the ride, or you can get off at the next stop. According to my map, that should be at the corner of WTF and Please Shoot Me Blvd.

Ok, onward. Ever have one of those months where all the little things are going wrong. Little things go wrong all the time, but I mean, it seems like ALL of them are going wrong. From getting grease spattered on your favorite shirt right before work to slipping the backend of your bike on a semi spirited ride on your favorite local twistie. Let’s see if I can account them all… We’ll make a game of it. We can make bingo cards… We’ll call it Batshit Bonkers Bingo!!
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So, I have one more plug for you folks. You know, both the readers of this site. ;) Does anyone still read this thing besides me? Anyway, a friend of mine, Ellie, made a clothing design on cafe press. It’s quite apparent that it was a cathartic endeavor for her repressed angst over her hubby’s addiciton to Evercrack2. Being a reformed Evercrack addict, I can spread the word in good conscience. :) Sorry Kev, aka Dieter. :) hahaha

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