So, I’m sitting here at work. I’m tasked with getting a new telephone system, yadda yadda yadda… Anyway, I came across a company with a great slogan. Perhaps it’s the overdose of coffee, and lack of nicotine (I’m still a non-smoker! YAY ME!), but I thought it was funny as hell.

KGB Communications - “We have ways of making you talk…”