Ok, so I’ve made a few half-assed attempts lately to quit smoking and have failed miserably each fucking time. So, I’ve got a plan now to quit after I’m done with this round of cigarettes — I always have to time my quitting on when I run out of smokes… I’ve got OCDs, so sue me.

Step 1: Get on the Step 1 patches. Yes, patches work, folks. Doesn’t do much for your nicotine addiction, but it will keep it at bay while you fight the whole psychological thing.

Step 2: Clean out my car. I smoke in my car. Yes, I know that’s terrible, but I’ve been doing it since I had a car, and it’s a bit of a challenge to break that habit.

Step 3: Write down all the reasons I don’t want to smoke, and keep it in my wallet. Something to help me get through those craving sessions.

Step 4: Clean out the paraphernalia. Seriously clean out the crap.

Step 5: Live happily ever after.

So, when am I quitting? Well, I have about two packs left. That will last me maybe 4 days. So, I expect I have 3 to 4 days before my adventure begins. Wish me luck!