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A real-time account of life among the Earthlings…

BOO!!! I’m MONDAY! (Post-a-Day, day 10)

by Slack, on December 10th, 2007

Happy Monday, kiddos! Hope your weekend was filled with joy and wonderfulness. Our weekend wasn’t bad at all. It was a bit busy, but not the annoying, pull my hair out busy. Perhaps we are just in a better head space now? Well, ok, we were in a better head space on Sunday. Saturday wasn’t all joy and wonderfulness… But, that’s another story.

So, Sunday, Heidi and I went to a brunch hosted by my boss. The place it was held was beautiful, and Heidi and I had not been there before, so it was a very nice treat. The food was fantastalicious and there was plenty to choose from for the less evolved people in the party (those plant eaters). For the fully evolved carnivores there was plenty of dead, sliced critter to choose from. FANTASTIC!

I think the best part was the Mimosa’s that they kept shoving down your throat. All of a sudden, brunches are awesome to me! :)

Have a spanktacular Monday, and carry it through to the weekend! Let’s string Monday up by it’s neck and beat it silly with a lead pipe. PRING!!!

Sudo, Baby! (Post-a-Day, day 9)

by Slack, on December 9th, 2007

Just wanted to share this comic with you guys today!

Sudo!

Lumpia! (Post-a-Day, day 8)

by Slack, on December 8th, 2007

Today is Lumpia Day! We are going to have a lumpia wrapping party. LOL These will be used for Rhys’ party next weekend… So, Heidi has a long week of fighting me off of the stores so I don’t eat it all before the party. Dude! Lumpia is SO freakin good. Charles will attest to it if he still reads this blog.

I’ve been doin good with my Post-a-Day thing, so I’m gonna give myself a break this weekend. Might get short articles this weekend. :)

Take care out there!

Mental Gluttony (Post-a-Day, day 7)

by Slack, on December 7th, 2007

Hey kiddies! It’s going to be an interesting rest of the year. As per normal I took my overstuffed schedule and stuffed more crap into it. I feel a bit like an engorged tic. If I take any more in, I might just explode… and it will be messy. Lots of irons in the fire, and no room for burgers.

I’ve got a bunch of websites in the queue: a techie website, an aggregation site, a redesign of my Thought Dumpster, a top secret website, and now I just stuffed producing a podcast into the mix. I’ll sleep when I’m dead I suppose. I’m gonna have to start fitting exercise in there. No way I can keep this pace and remain a fat ass like I am now. :) LOL Oh, yeah, and of course, I have my day job still and the most important job: daddy. Somehow I’ve got to balance all this shit without going insane, without my wife or child going insane, and without getting my sorry ass fired from work.

Cheers! It’s gonna be fun! Worst case, I’ll learn a lot from this. :)

Web Development Tip (Post-a-Day, day 6)

by Slack, on December 6th, 2007

This is going to be a bit of a tip with some Linux evangelism thrown in. So, I apologize in advance.

So, I tinker a bit with Web Development (see Quanta Plus). Far be it from me to claim to be a professional developer, because I don’t get paid for it, but I like to think I know my shit. Just humor me. Actually, the simplicity of my tip will probably work against the whole “know my shit” thing. So, wait it out and you will be rewarded with my humility.

Lately, all I’ve been doing is playing around with themes on my blog sites. One of the most frustrating things is developing on a production server. So set up a test server, you say! I did, so shut up. So, now I use my test server to test the themes before I copy them to the production sites (and no, the theme for this site isn’t done). Well, that is a huge pain in the ass too! So, laziness being the mother of good code and practice, I came up with a solution. I still develop on my test server, but I’ve created a symbolic link on my production server files. So, when I change the test server files and upload the project, it uploads to the test server. When I want to propagate it to the production server, I just load that project and hit upload. Since the theme portion is a symbolic link to the test server files, it uploads the finished product, and I save about seven clicks by not having to copy it back and forth! SEE!? Simple!

Here comes the Linux evangelism part. What is a symbolic link, you ask? Ahhh, my simple Windows user, a symbolic link is one of the most ingenious creations in computing. Am I right, brothers and sisters in *nixland? My friends on Unix, Linux, and BSD (including OSX) know the joys of the symbolic link.

It’s a very simple idea. Basically a symbolic link is a link in your file system that points somewhere else. Could be a file or a directory. You Windows users might then say, “well, that’s a shortcut, dumbass!”

Oh, simple Windows user, you don’t know the power of the symbolic link! Unlike shortcuts, symlinks are transparent to programs. So, programs read them as their linked counterpart, which is SUPER handy. Sure, you Vista users have Junction Points now, but it really pales in comparison… Come on, Microsoft! Symlinks have been around for YEARS! Get with the program, already!

Mom’s an Internet Junkie (Post-a-Day, day 5)

by Slack, on December 5th, 2007

So, yesterday morning I get a call at 0700 from mom… Let me preface this little anecdote by saying this is the woman who fought tooth and nail to upgrade her calculator of a computer some time ago. Because you know, it’s not important. She’s now on Vista (god help us) on a fairly new computer. Give me some time and I’ll get Linux on that machine. Anyway, this is also the woman who fought tooth and nail against a broadband connection. Because you know, it’s not important.

She calls me up this morning and her voice conveys a picture of a lady whose hair is standing on end, all her nails are bitten off, and she’s frothing at the mouth. Her first words to me are, “Please don’t be angry with me…” Unfortunately she has had the pleasure of waking me from my slumber before. On a sidenote, let me apologize to anyone who has been the victim of me waking up… My poor poor wife… She’s gotta deal with that for the rest of her life. So, the short of the story is my mom’s internet connection is down. I walk her through rebooting her cable modem, and all is well after that. She’d been up since 0300 dealing with this no doubt. And of course, she was nice and calm when she called, because you know, it’s not important. ;)