Hi there, gang. I’m baaaack. Oh my gosh, you say! Is he going to actually pretend to be a blogger again! Why yes, dear netizen, I am going to pretend to be a blogger. I noticed that my F-List internet celebrity status might have dropped to the G-List, so I thought I’d pop back in here to see if I can pump more random, useless drivel into the internet.

Shall we start a poll on how long I will last this time? Will it be just this one post? Maybe I can make it back to being a monthly contributor? Maybe if I shoot for the stars I can pop an article in here once a week again? Who knows. When you live in Failureville, all roads lead to ImprovementTown. So, I’m going to give it a shot. This is supposed to be something my son can look back on when I’m committed to dust and think to himself, “Damn, only if my dad spent his energy on something worth while, I might have a nice inheritance now…”

Since I’ve been gone for awhile, and I don’t have time to catch you up on everything, I’m going to give you the speed version of the current situation.

I still love my day job. I still have a side business. My son is doing well. My wife is still a hottie. More importantly, she still thinks I’m pretty ok and hasn’t decided to leave me for David Hasselhoff. My son took off his training wheels. We bought new cars. We still love our new house. I’m tired.

That’s it for now hopefully there will be more later. :)