What the hell? This conversation is kind of like when you are on the road and some fuck-weasel in a Hummer cuts you off. Of course you give them the “Are you mentally damaged?” look. What do they do? They give you the finger along with the “Why don’t you watch where you are going, asshat?” look… WHAT!? *YOU* cut *ME* off, freak!…. I swear… Anyway, here’s the less dramatic IM version of that:

(14:21:11) monoidtrout Let’s discuss botany!
(14:21:20) slack006 Why?
(14:21:41) monoidtrout whos this?
(14:21:56) slack006 I asked you first.
(14:22:05) slack006 Let’s call me Slack.
(14:22:11) monoidtrout um ok
(14:22:17) slack006 Who’s this?
(14:22:25) slack006 Are you a botanist?
(14:23:33) slack006 come on… you IMed me. What’s up?
(14:24:29) slack006 hmpf… fine then. Friggin botanists…

So, if you like mentally retarded botanists, give monoidtrout (wtf does that mean) a holler…

I was never privy to the old Adam West Batman stuff. A bit before my time. I had no idea it was so entertaining! thanks to my son for insisting we get it from the library, I’ve now discovered the craziness that is Batman. If you had no idea how silly Batman is check this clip out:

I swiped this one from Mike:

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, ‘I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.’

The Marine replied, ‘Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t reside here.’

The old man said, ‘Okay,’ and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, ‘I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton’.

The Marine again told the man, ‘Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t reside here.’

The man thanked him and again walked away . .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying ‘I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.’

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, ‘Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I’ve told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn’t reside here. Don’t you understand?’

The old man answered, ‘Oh, I understand you fine; I just love hearing your answer!’

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said ‘See you tomorrow, sir’

Well, the Thought Dumpster is back. It’s not in full glory at the moment, but it’s functional! :)

How did this idea get approved!? Dear God…

I’ve posted this how many times before? So, I will spare the details. The only new revelation is I know why people love Vista. Unfortunately, I also know why people hate it…

So, yeah. Here I am back on the Darkside… Anyone want to start a poll for how long it will take me to get fed up and switch back to Linux? ;)