Being the F-List internet celeb that I am, I get tons of questions from the teeming millions out there. And by tons I mean hardly any at all! Well, wait no longer! I’ve posted the most frequently asked questions for you to peruse at your leisure. Enjoy!

OMG! Really? Do you actually have a FAQ?
Yes.

How much time do you spend on this stupid website?
Way too fucking much…

Do you actually make any money with this site?
I’ve made a beer or five along the way. I still have a day job if that’s what you’re asking. Are you in a position to change that? Got a web developer’s spot that needs fililng? Let me know!

Why?
Because…

How did you trick your wife into marrying such a dork?
It was easy. I got real drunk, and played the guitar for her. Isn’t that how everyone gets the girls?

Do you build websites for a living?
No, I build them for a beer or five… Didn’t I already answer this one?

Are you really so full of yourself that you dedicated a website to yourself?
No. Actually, I’m quite plain and dorky… But, thanks for that pat on the back, you jerkface. ;)

Why doesn’t Heidi post more to this site?
She always mumbles something about ‘responsibilities‘ and ‘you’re such a dork‘ when I ask her that question… Silly girl.

How many people visit your website?
More than you’d think… Less than I’d like. ;)

How long have you been wasting your time doing this pointless crap?
Well, the blog goes back to 2001… But, I was blogging before that. I just wasn’t as good at keeping everything together. Can anyone say NaviSoft? ;)

Will you make a blog for me?
You betcha! Buy yourself a domain, and shoot me an email at slack@slacksplace.com.

Can you believe I’m still reading?
No. I can’t…

What kind of bike do you ride?
A really fast one.

What do you do for fun?
Well, besides working on websites (I know I should be medicated)? I like to play Dungeons & Dragons Online right now, but I often waver between that and EVE Online! Let’s not forget about motorcycles! I LOVE riding my motorcycle! :)

Who do you host your sites with?
I’ve been all over when it comes to Linux hosting. Dreamhost is the best Linux host out there. They rock like Foghat on a hot, summer night. Unless you are doing your own server, click on that link and sign up with Dreamhost immediately!

You didn’t answer my question!
That’s a statement, Captain Grammar… But, if you still have a question, just comment it below. ;) LATERS!